Humor: Democrat, Republican, or Southerner?

Are you a Democrat, a Republican or a Southerner?  Here is a little test that will help you decide.  The answer can be found by posing the following question: 

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you...

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:

DEMOCRAT'S ANSWER:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP?
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have an appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.
Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
This is all so confusing!

REPUBLICAN'S ANSWER:
BANG!

SOUTHERNER'S ANSWER:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG !
Click.... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!  Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You are NOT taking that to a Taxidermist!

[My thanks to Jennie Montoya for forwarding this article]

USAFA Class of '17 Honor Seminars & Basic Training

Ed Montgomery, Class of '59, Addressing Basics

This year, for the third time, I was privileged to participate in the Honor Seminars led by Air Force Academy Graduates with the Class of '17 during their basic training in Jack's Valley.  This outstanding program provides time for grads to have informal discussions with the new cadets and future officers on the importance of character, honor and integrity in their careers and lives.

The young men and women I met with have been well raised with a strong sense of character, honor and integrity; values which will be built on and refined during their tenure at the Air Force Academy.  My hope for the future of our country has, once again, been renewed with the hope that these young men and women, and others of their generation, can reverse the trend of decay that consumes our society today.

I posted photos and videos of this year's experience on my Picasa Website.  The three videos at the end show "Pugil Stick" competition, "Obstacle Course" finals and the "Recognition Parade" which culminates in the basics' acceptance into the Cadet Wing.  Check them out by clicking the link, below.

USAFA Class of '17 Honor Seminars & Basic Training

My First Wedding Anniversary

Today is the first anniversary of my wedding to the girl of my dreams.  It took me 60 years to do it, and it was the first (and only) wedding for both of us.  But Loretta was worth the wait!

I included two videos below.  The first contains a slide and music show of the wedding and reception.  The second shows Loretta and me singing "All I Ask of You" from Phantom of the Opera to each other as a second set of vows.  Check them out and relive our special day with us!

Memorial Day Thoughts 2013

Memorial Day is once again upon us. As we pause to remember those who gave their lives, those who served and those who continue to serve, please remember those who served and now need our help. After 11 years of war in the Middle East, thousands of these brave men and women have returned home with life changing injuries. This Memorial Day I ask you to make a donation to one of the many organizations that help our Veterans in need. The Disabled American Veterans and Wounded Warrior Project are just two.

Take a few moments to view the video below. Afterward, please remember to lend a hand to our heroes in need at home.

Black Leaders Speak Out Against Gun Control

Here's something you didn't see on the major news networks.  The Second Amemdment enjoys considerable support in the African American community.  And that support dates as far back as the Dred Scott Decision during the Civil War.

Recently, the Center for Urban Renewal and Education (CURE) hosted a group of prominent figures at the National Press Club to speak out against gun control legislation currently being considered on Capitol Hill. CURE is the largest black conservative think tank in the nation and is headquartered in Washington, D.C.

[My thanks to Charlie Castelli for forwarding this video]